Press Release: THE LIFE AND TIMES OF WODGIT VILLAGE - Michael Cox

The Life and Times of Wodgit Village – Michael Cox has just been published by Just Done Productions – Publishing

 

The Life and Times of Wodgit Village – Michael Cox          
R90 (discounted from R140)  60 pages
 

THE WILDEST POLITICALLY INCORRECT

ADULT/CHILDRENS BOOK

EVER WRITTEN

 

(Unsuitable For Adults Younger Than Eighteen Or Oddities)

Parental Guidance Available On Request

 

A Non-Subtle Tongue-In-Cheek Philosophical Look At Our Complex Social Structural Changes

 

Inspired by the Writings of:

TERRY PRATCHETT (DISC WORLD), JOHN CLEESE (MONTY PYTHON), DESMOND MORRIS (THE HUMAN APE),

AND STANLEY UNWIN

thank dog for abnormality!

 

Everything the average abnormal person thinks about, but does not talk about in our “politically correct world”

 

An excerpt to tantalize you:

The “Wodgit Out” Kareoki Night –Episod 7

“The night was set. The Wodgits had been craptising their gurgling for the Monfrigly Kareoki championskops. Skills were limited, but glimmits were freely displayed. Dodger Wodgit, the man with the golden voice strutted his pict, in preparation for the championskop. A conducive winner over the last six Monfrigs, he was the fabulous contender. Stretching his limbards with great coquetry he displayed his cocal vords.

Traversing the tiscales like a professional “Karia Merry” in full concert, he glissed his voice in such a way, that even the famos “Hitney Whouston” would have been proud.

Even “Polly Darton” with the great anchors or the famous Raverpotti would have appreciated his vocal constabulary. The Wodgits, blessed with ignoramity had only read and cogitated these entities from newspapers they wrapped their traditional Tinned Smoked Salmon in.

The Kareoki was on. Testcondants where multuspliferous, everybody had a chance of winning the Top Prize, which was a front row seat for the show after the Great Prize Giving, and a free trip to Bradford. After great discussion, amongst the judges, and good heated jeering from the crowd, the top ten testcondants were winners announced. Once more Dodger Wodgit received the Great Prize as an easy winner….”

 

Readers comments: "I read the Wodgit Village and nearly wet my pants a few times.. I think it is brilliant."

 

“ It is utterly delightful and hilarious – a book to read and re-read and a good test of your general knowledge

and language ability”

 

Born in the United Kingdom, Michael qualified as a Psychiatric Nurse, a post-graduate State Registered Nurse and attained a Diploma in Tropical Nursing in four and a half years. His hobbies were music, writing poetry and short stories.

He moved to the Africa where he has spent the majority of his life as a Southern African resident, working as a professional musician and cabaret artiste in sub Saharan Africa for fifteen years.

Later as an Educational Computer Consultant, he became an integral member of a team who developed the first Outcomes Based Educational software in all eleven official languages for South Africa.

Moving from South Africa, to Swaziland he became a restaurateur, later returning to the UK for a short sabbatical to upgrade his nursing qualifications and attain a Diploma in Hypnotherapy. Then, as a famous writer once said, ‘Once you have tasted the waters of the Great Zambezi River you will always return.’ Michael returned to Africa.

His varied interest in psychology, positivism, human and global cultural development excited his interest in Africa’s possible global outcomes for the second millennium.

 

The sequel to Wodgit Village will be published by Just Done later this year.

The Hydra Conspiracy, a thriller - by the same author, will be also be published by Just Done in the near future.

 

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